Nosey Neighbours

I’ve just received a neighbour hood watch leaflet through my door. From what I can tell, the only proactive thing the Neighbourhood Watch does is once a month they have a meeting. All that does is tells burglars that for one night out of every 30, all houses are empty and unwatched.

Also while I’m at it, How small are innocent smoothies? I get more out of my third wank of the day