True Love

No matter what I write, I could never do it justice

No matter what I write, I could never do it justice

So ladies and gentlemen, Something was keeping me awake last night, was it the the thought of world hunger? the plight of the Panda? or the Double Vodka and Redbull i had before i went to bed? (I find alcohol solves all the worlds problems and eases my very small conscience) And so I got thinking about my blog, had I been to harsh on the people I see daily on my commute to work? Then I thought no, they are shit stains on the underwear of life. But I came to the conclusion that no matter what I write nothing could ever do them the true justice they deserve. So I have collected a few pictures, that i believe accuretly represent a good cross section of the people i get on the bus with, so you can make your own judgements ( I am not usually one to fill this ‘blog’ full of pictures, because frankly I am lazy and can’t be bothered, but I decided I would make an extra special effort)…enjoy

The usual dress code #onlyintheUK

The sugarbabes have let themselves go a bit! #onlyintheuk

Sometimes you do not need to say anything! #truelove

she has added a scarf!

Kitty is hungry! #onlyintheuk

awww a very close family

photo7

Hands up who is a virgin?!

Weight watchers works a treat!

What a average UK family looks like #onlyintheuk

Good Luck!

For fucks sake!

erm...you don't

I love my brother too! #onlyintheUK

Bonny and Clyde have nothing on these two!

True Love

Maybe because he killed 6 million Jews??

Oink

Another day another dollar

wasted!

yes blood! from the mean streets of...Barnsley

I do love a good KFC

I would be annoyed too if my wage had not come through...tramp

good old ASADA

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If only....

British Logic

first message

Daves first POF message

So Dave has sent his first message on Plenty of Fish, wish him luck!

daves first messagejemmyfirst message

‘Dave’ does dating continued….

So Dave is now on the Plenty of Fish dating site…form a queue ladies!

dave the sexy ewok 1 dave the sexy ewok 2

Things my girlfriend has said this week….

“She only blinks with one eye” “Erm I think she’s winking bedders” 

” Lou Bega sang ‘mango number 5″

“the Sopranos is about some Mexicans”

“What’s the plural of Doritos?”

Me: “it’s @brianblessed”  Her  : “is that the fish finger man?” Me “no Bedders that’s captain Birdseye” 
“Why did they never make Titanic 2?” 

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A Dave update

Hello,

So this is a brief update on Dave’s dating attempt, I will keep it short, Dave has been banned from POF and Tinder. Poor Dave

Here is the message that got him kicked off…

pof

Thanks for reading my bitter and twisted rants

Even if i do hate the general public i will be your best friend forever and ever if you have a quick read of my rants.

My crossed eyed cat Freddie.

My crossed eyed cat Freddie.

No matter what I write, I could never do it justice

So ladies and gentlemen, Something was keeping me awake last night, was it the the thought of world hunger? the plight of the Panda? or the Double Vodka and Redbull i had before i went to bed? (I find alcohol solves all the worlds problems and eases my very small conscience) And so I got thinking about my blog, had I been to harsh on the people I see daily on my commute to work? Then I thought no, they are shit stains on the underwear of life. But I came to the conclusion that no matter what I write nothing could ever do them the true justice they deserve. So I have collected a few pictures, that i believe accuretly represent a good cross section of the people i get on the bus with, so you can make your own judgements ( I am not usually one to fill this ‘blog’ full of pictures, because frankly I am lazy and can’t be bothered, but I decided I would make an extra special effort)…enjoy

The usual dress code #onlyintheUK

The usual dress code
#onlyintheUK

The sugarbabes have let themselves go a bit! #onlyintheuk

The sugarbabes have let themselves go a bit!
#onlyintheuk

Sometimes you do not need to say anything! #truelove

Sometimes you do not need to say anything!
#truelove

she has added a scarf!

she has added a scarf!

Kitty is hungry! #onlyintheuk

Kitty is hungry!
#onlyintheuk

awww a very close family

awww a very close family

photo7

Hands up who is a virgin?!

Hands up who is a virgin?!

Weight watchers works a treat!

Weight watchers works a treat!

What a average UK family looks like #onlyintheuk

What a average UK family looks like
#onlyintheuk

Good Luck!

Good Luck!

For fucks sake!

For fucks sake!

erm...you don't

erm…you don’t

I love my brother too! #onlyintheUK

I love my brother too!
#onlyintheUK

Bonny and Clyde have nothing on these two!

Bonny and Clyde have nothing on these two!

True Love

True Love

Maybe because he killed 6 million Jews??

Maybe because he killed 6 million Jews??

Oink

Oink

Another day another dollar

Another day another dollar

wasted!

wasted!

yes blood! from the mean streets of...Barnsley

yes blood! from the mean streets of…Barnsley

I do love a good KFC

I do love a good KFC

I would be annoyed too if my wage had not come through...tramp

I would be annoyed too if my wage had not come through…tramp

good old ASADA

good old ASADA

photo25 photo26

If only....

If only….

British Logic

British Logic