I feel I should write about something…

I don’t know what, but I have been away from this for a year, mainly because I just couldn’t remember my password. But for anyone who gives a shiny shite, I will come up with a new post very soon. After all, I put literally the least amount of effort I can into a post, so shouldn’t take to long! 

While I’m here, how much to innocent smoothies cost!! Crazy, and you get so little in them! I get more out of my second wank of the day than what in a bottle of innocent smoothie!

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How do you even look after a gorilla?

So I love animals (not in a sexual way, although if I did have to have sexual relations with an animal, it would almost certainly be a panda, because I reckon they would give good cuddles afterwards)

So for Christmas I have adopted two gorillas through the Born Free foundation. A great animal charity, please donate. 

But adopting a Gorilla is a huge responsibility so I tweeted them with some important questions.